Saturday, May 25, 2013

MY ASSESSMENTMENT OF THE SS501 MEMBERS
(from left to right: Park Jung Min, Kim Hyung Jun, Kim Hyun Joong, Heo Young Saeng, Kim Kyu Jong)
They are all very good friends of each other. I mean they‘ve all got each other’s back . They all have good voices although Young Saeng has the best voice. Their leader Hyun Joong would come last if their voices are to be rated so I think he was chosen to lead because he is the eldest. I think Kyu Jong is highly underestimated because he has a very good voice, that is, amongst all of them, he is the one who can sing any part. I think it is because he is very reserved. So also is Young Saeng but because there is no SS501 without Young Saeng, he can’t be underestimated. Young carries a very strong high key that the rest dare not do not even their almighty lead singer Hyung Jun. I think Hyung Jun is their lead singer because he was the first member, he has connections with their record label (through his dad), and to be fair, he sings with a strong but neutral key which is comfortable for the others to carry on. Any time I think of Jung Min, a smile usually comes to my lips. He has a kind of beauty that is hard to place. If I see him on a normal day, I won’t even call him Asian. To be fair, I think Jung Min is the most handsome amongst them although most people would pick the leader Hyun Joong. But I think it is a biased choice because he is the most popular due to his acting career. Hyung Jun is also very handsome, some people would even say he’s the most handsome but to me, his handsomeness is babyish. I mean, he’s got a baby face. Well, I don’t blame him because he’s actually their baby, though he’s a spoilt brat. Kyu Jong is also good looking but he has a funny nose which funny enough I like. In my list, Young Saeng will come last when it comes to facial look. But surprisingly, there’s no way you won’t fall for that look. Why? Depending on his hairstyle, he sometimes looks like something out of a comic book. He is the one amongst them that I know can look very different with his hairstyle, so also Kyu  Jong and their leader, Hyun Joong.
May I note that Kyu Jong is not the only underestimated member of the group, so is their leader. Hyun Joong might not have the best voice, but he is definitely their best dancer. He is also the one who seems to still make waves after their temporary dis-banding.
I feel Jung Min has got a lot of charisma and that’s what makes him more handsome. It’s like he has all the charisma lacking in Young Saeng. Young, when dancing, looks as if he is being controlled by a remote device. But funny enough, when he is not dancing, pardon me but “man, I love that guy’s swag!”  Jung Min looks very comfortable on stage like that place is meant for him although he makes the most mistakes on stage (roll my eyes). I feel Hyung Jun over does himself on stage; I mean “man, take it easy. It doesn’t suit you”. Same goes for Hyun Joong, “easy, okay?” I also love Kyu Jong on stage, like Jung Min, he always seems very comfortable.
Now, when it comes to personality, I would take Kyu Jong’s personality has the best. He is very cool. So also is Young Saeng but he himself admitted that it is deliberate. I mean Young deliberately wants to be mysterious to his fans, not has approachable as the others. According to other members, Kyu Jong hardly gets angry, he doesn’t take things personal and he usually sits on the fence when it comes to decision making. Another plus is that, he is very sensitive. For example, he senses when someone walks in while he’s sleeping and wakes up immediately. Their leader funny enough, is the direct opposite of that. Hyun Joong can sleep for Africa; “why?”
               
(Kim Kyu Jong)                                                                  (Kim Hyun Joong sleeping as usual->rollmy eyes)
Next to Kyu Jong of course is their leader Hyun Joong. Hyun Joong has a very distinct personality. He is someone who I will say has a 4D personality. I came across this band through him. I first saw him in the popular TV drama, ‘Boys over Flowers’. I totally fell in love with his personality there. This made me search him out even more, and that is how I discovered this band. Will I say to my disappointment or to my greatest pleasure or to both, his personality in reality is the total opposite. In reality, he is totally not cool and unromantic. This brought me to three conclusions which is, it is either he as a very strong personality which is unpredictable or he is a very good actor or both. He is also very hardworking and generous. Maybe he likes to play his big brother role well. If not that he is not cool, he even admitted that he’ll call his lover by name not ‘dear’ or ‘darling’ or ‘sweetheart’ (roll my eyes), I’d have given him the best personality. He is also a multiple award winner. Can I say he is the only celebrity in Hollywood, bollywood, nollywood or anywhere else in the world who has won all the awards he’s ever been nominated for. If you don’t believe me, then check his Wikipedia page. He is also said to be very funny.
Next to Hyun Joong’s personality, I would pick Young Saeng’s. Young, though the second eldest, has this babyish and girlish nature. He seems to be the one taken with care and treated differently by all the other members especially Hyun Joong. I don’t know but I don’t understand what is going on between those two. The other members, especially the forever mouthed Jung Min admitted that there is this awkward, somewhat tense atmosphere between the two of them. Hyun Joong as the leader, gives Young special treatment. For example, if Young comes late for a rehearsal, instead of whining and getting angry like he would do to the rest, he would say it’s okay without even thinking. Then, their conversation is usually formal, like Hyun won’t say ‘Hey man’ or ‘Wad up’ to Young. That brings me to two conclusions; it is either Hyun gives Young special treatment because he is second in age to him or don’t say I said anything o but “are they both gay? o_O”.  Young is said to have the least number of friends though funny enough, he makes them the easiest. But too bad he doesn’t keep them, which again I think is deliberate (roll my eyes).
  
(Heo Young Saeng-> told ya he’s girlish)    (Kim Hyun Joong and Young Saeng, what’s going on there?)
Next to Young Saeng’s personality, I would pick Jung Min’s. I know to fans, Jung Min’s character might be very appealing but I know that if I lived with him, it would be annoying. Jung Min has the tendency of being a bully but because it is only Hyung Jun who is younger than him in the group, it takes it all out on him (sorry, poor Jun). Jung Min is very playful and gullible. Man, if you tell that boy to stand on the railway when a train is coming, he would (shaking my head). He is also very nice. Atleast, he helped Kyu Jong get into the band, even loaning him clothes.
(Park Jung Min-à that smile :D)
Finally comes the spoilt brat, Hyung Jun. I feel like kicking him in the butt. He is so annoying. No wonder Hyun Joong always seem to bully him. He likes to play a lot of pranks on the other members thereby putting them in a lot of trouble. Remember I told you he was the first to get signed into the label? All the other members admitted that immediately they came in, he tried to assess which was or which wasn’t a threat to him. He helped all of them get in though except maybe Kyu Jong. To fans, Hyung Jun is most bullied by Jung Min but Hyun himself said it’s Hyun Joong that bullies him most. Maybe big brother can’t stand his sauciness even though they share almost the same name. Kyu Jong seems to be the only one that really tolerates Hyung Jun.
(Kim Hyung Jun)
Now it’s time to rate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OVERALL BEST VOICE
(from left to right: miss nobody, Jung Min, Kyu Jong, Young Saeng, Hyun Joong, Hyung Jun)
Heo Young Saeng
Kim Hyung Jun
Kim Kyu Jong
Park Jung Min
Kim Hyun Joong
OVERALL BEST DANCER
(Kim Hyun Joong dancing)
Kim Hyun Joong
Park Jung Min
Kim Kyu Jong
Kim Hyung Jun
Heo Young Saeng
OVERALL BEST RAPPER
Kim Hyung Jun
Kim Kyu Jong
Kim Hyun Joong
Park Jung Min
Heo Young Saeng
BEST SWAG IN MV ‘4 CHANCE’
Heo Young Saeng
Kim Kyu Jong
Kim Hyun Joong
Kin Hyung Jun
Park Jung Min



BEST SWAG IN MV ‘DÉJÀ VU’
Park Jung Min
Heo Young Saeng
Kim Hyun Joong
Kim Kyu Jong
Kim Hyung Jun
BEST SWAG IN MV ‘LOVE YA’
Park Jung Min
Kim Hyung Jun
Kim Kyu Jong
Kim Hyun Joong
Heo Young Saeng



BEST SWAG IN MV ‘BECAUSE I’M STUPID’
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Heo Young Saeng
Kim Hyun Joong
Kim Hyung Jun
Kim Kyu Jong
Park Jung Min (loved his smile tho :D)
BEST SWAG IN MV ‘FIGHTER’
Heo Young Saeng
Kim Hyun Joong
Kim Kyu Jong
Park Jung Min
Kim Hyung Jun


MOST FUNNY/FUNKY LOOK IN MV (I mean who looks most stupid in MVs that are meant to be)
(from left to rightà Jung Min, Kyu Jong, Hyung Jun, Young Saeng, Hyun Joon)
Kim Hyun Joong
Kim Hyung Jun
Park Jung Min
Heo Young Saeng
Kim Kyu Jong (always looks to serious)
MOST COMIC LOOK (like something in a comic book)
(from left to right: Park Jung Min, Kyu Jong, Kim Hyun Joong, Kim Hyung Jun, Heo Young Saeng->told ya)
(Heo Young Saeng)
Heo Young Saeng
Kim Kyu Jong
Kim Hyun Joong
Park Jung Min
Kim Hyung Jun
BEST BADASS LOOK
    
Park Jung Min
Kim Kyu Jong
Kim Hyun Joong
Heo Young Saeng
Kim Hyung Jun (sorry babyface)
MOST MISTAKES ON STAGE (note: not in music videos)
Park Jung Min (misses tempo a lot, even dropped microphone on stage: shaking my head)
Heo Young Saeng (misses dance steps a lot, including music videos: shaking my head)
Kim Hyun Joong (misses tempo a lot: shaking my head)
Kim Kyu Jong (sorry, almost perfectL)
Kim Hyung Jun
BEST SET OF TEETH
   
Kim Hyun Joong (that smile ;))
Park Jung Min (that smile)
Kyu Jong (do you ever smile?)
Heo Young Saeng (that mini gap; roll my eyes)
Kim Hyung Jun (terrible: shaking my head)

MOST HANDSOME (not being biased)
Park Jung Min
Kim Hyung Jun
Kim Hyun Joong
 Kyu Jong
Young Saeng

To most fans though; (I mean biased list)
Kim Hyun Joong
Kim Hyung Jun or Park Jung Min
Park Jung Min or Kim Hyung Jun
Heo Young Saeng
Kyu Jong
I know many people will see me as jobless or obsessive by compiling this. The truth is that this band has given me the opportunity to step out of my comfort zone and fall in love with the Korean Music Industry. It has re-defined my conservatism about Korea even Asia as a whole. Most especially, I have always been obsessive about understanding human nature and this band has made itself a very interesting case study. I love SS501 any day any time. I know Kim Hyun Joong is doing well on his own but I hope you guys really come back together.
Thanks SS501 for making my life fun for the time being. I love you guys. Kim Hyung Jun, I know I’m not your best fan but I can still vouch for you anywhere, I love you. Young Saeng, it is obvious you have a very bright future ahead of you, keep up the good work. Please, don’t end up gay. Kyu Jong, I know you have decided to go into the movie industry for now, I hope you make it big there. Don’t let anyone bring down your self esteem because I think you are very handsome in your own way. Park Jung Min (sighs) just keep calm okay? Don’t dive in too fast, take life step by step and you will become great one day. Now, my one and only KIM HYUN JOONG. You have given me the greatest work here because you are a very complicated being. I like that you are very hardworking but please don’t push yourself too hard. It’s your hard work that got you here in the first place and I pray it will keep moving you to greater heights. I love your new style of music which of course is different from SS501’s. It’s like your real potential is just beginning to show. Your Lucky Guy MV is really funny. I love you and Nigeria loves you.